“The Crunchy Towel Blues” (from album: “Ain’t Got No Appliances”)

You ain’t got the blues ’til you lose what you got. I may have met the love of my life, but at what cost? Fluffy towels, baby, fluffy towels.

Italian marketing mistake #2: ‘Soffass’ toilet paper

The most interesting discoveries can come from lack of reading material while you’re on the toilet.