No. No. No. No. No.
You may ABSOLUTELY NOT dip corn tortilla chips in ketchup.
(wait for it… wait for it… )
“non si pùo!!”
So take your little bowl of ketchup, walk yourself over to a plate of over-cooked pasta, and just pour that shit right on top.
Because that feeling you have in your heart every time you see a foreigner do that to pasta…
THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!
Basta. For serious.